Submission (#293) Approved

This triangular constellation is known to Legendaries as the “Lazy Boathoppers’ Shortcut”, or “Boathopper” for short. The three portals are each located on one of the Fleet of Dreams ships, with the first one on Flamola, the second one on Phlox, and the third one on Poppy. Its function is all in its name: A quick and easy shortcut to the other Fleet of Dreams ships, especially when you have just gotten to Flamola but are not interested in exploring it, only one of the other two ships. Maybe you came here only for the gardens on Poppy or the labyrinth on Phlox? In any case, these three portals are placed here for convenience.

Among Legendaries, those who use one of these three portals are often jokingly called “lazy” for not simply travelling the distance normally, either by flying or by walking. This joke does not apply to those from the living world, since they are much smaller and this convenience for getting around is often necessary. Especially natural Guides, they are basically the size of an ant in the giant rooms and any travel convenience tend to be much appreciated.

The living world, meanwhile, are quick to pick up on the fact that this constellation represents laziness. Whenever someone procrastinates on their work, there is often a person who points at this set of stars and declares, “The Boathopper must be at it again, making you lazy!”. Some nicer bosses or teachers might even accept this as an excuse for not doing work once or twice, though everyone knows very well that it’s just a joke and using it as an excuse too many times will push anyone’s limits. No one really knows who exactly spread the connections between these three stars and laziness to the living world, but no one really complained either.