Items

sqush is the best. as for the best of what? no one is sure - are they even a slab?

toll boi likes pproni piza

yeehww! M jbnin :)

hiii im bluush uwu i lve to wtch msic anmvdeos and eat stbrisi <3

This beautiful and sweet little splabster loves it when you brush her hair! She may even sing you a gentle song.

Awww, how baby! This precious little slab changes color according to their mood!

On the top of a misty mountain, inside the slabninja temple, a mysterious slab practices her arts.

A tiny little golden fleck... hmm...

A strange flower that weeps when exposed to soap operas - what a sap! The sap it sheds is said to be the sweetest taste in the world, yet its pollen irritates the fingertips of Seekers and Guides if touched. (Original design by boxgore)

Two inseperable rock pals! It's a two for one deal!

It reflects the beauty of the sky and holds the melody of the wind... 

Behold! It is us, Popstar and Superstar!

This rock just won't stop crying! Where do all those tears even come from? Maybe you can tell them a joke?

This is quite possibly the rarest item in the entire island... for legend says there is only one. Unless this one is a replica sold by Don Rocko inc, which is also quite valuable, just less so.

This rotund friend makes a great paperweight!

A tiny slab with a big voice, and even bigger heart! 

This flower writes fanfiction for $999/hour! Please hire them.

This bush looks familiar... can you handle the power of mini anime glasses?

Uh... who is this? Jerome? It couldn't possibly be...

Ugh, Jerome's constant babbling is getting on your nerves - it makes you want to just... YELL HIS NAME OR SOMETHING!